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    MC Al

how did i know i'd get the virgin card?

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

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Madeline Kahn's lament

i'm tired
i'm tired of being dirt fucking poor
i'm tired of thinking at least Raskolnikov had love
i'm tired of oatmeal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
i'm tired of being sober
i'm tired of my non-stargate "friends" ignoring my existence
i'm tired of no one returning my phone calls
if i'm that much of a bother why were you friends with me in the first place
i'm tired of being angry and depressed
i'm tired of this life
i'm tired of your lives
i'm tired of being a whiny teenager
i'm sad that you all have gotten old around me
most of all, fuck you
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neverending soda....

Turn around
Look at what you see
In her face
The mirror of your dreams
Make believe I'm everywhere
Hidden in the lines
Written on the pages
Is the answer to our never ending story
ah ah ah

Reach the stars
Fly a fantasy
Dream a dream
And what you see will be
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to our never ending story
ah ah ah

Show no fear
For she may fade away
In your hand
The birth of a new day
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to our Never ending story...
ah ah ah
Never ending story...
ah ah ah
Never ending story.

newish poem

-How doth thy arrogance grow?

How doth thy arrogance grow
For thee to demand a stone to show
A boast that thou was among the living
And demand a handsome tithe of weeping
Did thou live a worthy royal life
Maker or destroyer of immortal strife
Was thou ever named great Ozymandias
Why think thee worthy of remembrance thus
Art the bids and beasts to have such stones
Instead of inherited pyres of bare laid bones
I dare not think that I should have such night
A looming tarnish over my shining bright
Forgive my foolish foul forebodings
Accept this offering of understanding weeping
With this stone a part of time’s river I shall dam
For thou was once, and for now I am
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